I was going back through the old posts on Straight Guys Sucking Cock, and came across one of Ms. Hunter’s old posts from 2009 with a list of Gay Merit Badges. And the link for the merit badge store is dead! Who didn’t want Gay Merit Badges? So, I figured I’d take Ms. Hunter’s list, and come up with how you can earn them. I’ll post a few every couple of weeks. Post in the comments if you’ve gotten one!
How gay are you?
The Fag Stag
A Fag Stag is a heterosexual (right!) man who has a number of gay male friends. So, if you have more than 4 friends who are gay, you get this badge. Oh, and since you have so many gay friends, you should make sure you ask them for tips and ideas on how you can make improve your cocksucking skills!
Are you a sissy who likes to dress up and get all sexy and pretty? You’re a queen, lucky lady! In order to get this badge, you need to have at least 14 pairs of panties, 7 bras, 3 pairs of hosiery (thigh highs, panty hose, tights) and at least one outfit that you dress up in at least once a week. You should also have more shoes than Imelda Marcos, but that might just be your goal, lol. We’ll just put extra sparkles on your badge!
What makes you a Fairy instead of a Queen? Fairies are just very effeminate without dressing up. There’s no doubt that a fairy is a fag. He shows it in how he walks, how he talks, how he swoons whenever a sexy, attractive man walks by. And a fairy is always quick to drop to his knees and shove a cock in his mouth – or his ass! I don’t really have any qualifications for this. If you’re a fairy, you know it!
Stay tuned bitches, more badges are on the way!
If you’re going to suck cock, try not to make these mistakes…
I’ll make sure you become a pro!
Watch Those Teeth
Remember, you’re supposed to be bobbing on the knob, not gnawing on his cock! I mean, I know you’ve either never had a blow job, or it’s been . . . → Read More: Blow Job Mistakes, Part 1
What a thankful pet you are…
Thankful for Cock What are you thankful for today, you cocksucking faggot? Are you ready to drop to your knees and…well, you won’t be praying down there, now will you? Not unless you’re praying for more cock to appear! But you know that on your knees . . . → Read More: What are You Thankful for Cocksucker?
oh my… a cum covered sissy!
Nothing Better than a Cum Covered Sissy When my sissy pets are all dressed up in their lacy lingerie, on their knees worshiping a throbbing hard cock, there’s no better way to finish up the festivities that to watch them get a face full of cum! . . . → Read More: Catch it all Sissy
It’s time for you to be MY bitch!
Lube it Up Did you read about my Butt Slut Positions? One of those was the classic doggy-style, ass up, head down. This is one of my favorite positions to take a sissy ass pussy in. I love having them drop to their . . . → Read More: Taking a Sissy
…because I say so? lol…
Because You’re A Slut Oh, you are, aren’t you? And sluts suck cock. They get down on their knees, reach up, unzip those jeans – maybe with their teeth if they’re really slutty! – fish that hard cock out of there and start to lick and . . . → Read More: Why You Need To Suck Cock
…maybe because I want you to…
Your Cock or Someone Else’s
It doesn’t really matter. You just know you need cock. Whether you practice autofellatio or spend your Saturday nights at the glory hole, nothing makes you happier then when there is a cock in your mouth. For some cocksuckers, it’s . . . → Read More: Why You Crave Cock
I could milk you daily – for my entertainment!
You Want it All
You’re a cum junkie, and when you suck cock, you want to drain those balls, don’t you? You want every last drop of cum and you want to know my tricks to making sure you get a . . . → Read More: How to Get a Full Load of Cum
How Can I Fuck You?
There are so many positions to put you in to pound your ass pussy with my Big Black Cock. Here are three of my favorites…
Time for your riding lesson!
Oh, the classic. Having you on your hands and knees, ass up . . . → Read More: Three Butt Slut Positions
If only you could get that head in your own mouth, lol…
You Want to Suck Cock
…but not someone else’s. Yes, there are a lot of you cocksucking faggots here on the site, but I also have pets who have a desire to suck cock, but are afraid – . . . → Read More: Can You Self Suck?
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