Ready For Your Anal Pegging Session?
So you call up your Strap-On Domme, ready to have your anal passage invaded – but you forgot the invader! Sure, we can use your fingers – and that’s great for a first time butt slut – but if you’ve moved beyond that and you don’t have a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, just what are we going to fuck you with? Don’t worry, bitch, we can find some things around the house, I’m sure.
Grab A Hairbrush
No, we aren’t going to groom that hairy ass of yours! Seriously, just shave already and make sure you’re smooth down there – it makes it so much easier to get the lube where it needs to be and get that hole filled! No, what I want you to do is grab the bristled end of that brush and use the other end to fuck yourself. The bristled end gives you a handle and – unless you are a true anal whore – it’s too wide to slip inside. And if you are an ass whore, why don’t you have a whole selection of dildoes?
Produce Some Anal Toys
I know a lot of butt sluts whose first toys were fruits and vegetables – bananas, carrots, zucchini, and cucumbers. If you can suck them, you can fuck them! I think though, you should really carve your own butt plug out of a ginger root and fig yourself! Maybe some burning in your butt will get you off your ass and to the toy store to buy some proper anal play equipment, right?
Take The Plunge
I know, you’re looking at that picture and you’re saying – a plunger? Are you crazy Ms. Christine? No, I’m not. That particular one is only 10 inches high, and half of it is taken up by the accordion piece at the bottom. Think how good it would feel to have that ball pop into your back door, filling you up. Then, as you slide down, all those ribs pop past your sphincter, almost like anal beads. The bottom is wide enough that you’re not going to lose it in your bottom, and it’s a stable base, so you can sit, bounce and spin to your little heart’s content!
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine