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Anal Play with Ms. Christine

There are so many things we can use!

So you call up your Strap-On Domme, ready to have your anal passage invaded – but you forgot the invader!  Sure, we can use your fingers – and that’s great for a first time butt slut – but if you’ve moved beyond that and you don’t have a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, just what are we going to fuck you with?  Don’t worry, bitch, we can find some things around the house, I’m sure.

Grab A Hairbrush

No, we aren’t going to groom that hairy ass of yours!  Seriously, just shave already and make sure you’re smooth down there – it makes it so much easier to get the lube where it needs to be and get that hole filled!  No, what I want you to do is grab the bristled end of that brush and use the other end to fuck yourself.  The bristled end gives you a handle and – unless you are a true anal whore – it’s too wide to slip inside.  And if you are an ass whore, why don’t you have a whole selection of dildoes?

Produce Some Anal Toys

I know a lot of butt sluts whose first toys were fruits and vegetables – bananas, carrots, zucchini, and cucumbers.  If you can suck them, you can fuck them!  I think though, you should really carve your own butt plug out of a ginger root and fig yourself!  Maybe some burning in your butt will get you off your ass and to the toy store to buy some proper anal play equipment, right?

Take The Plunge

Mini PlungerI know, you’re looking at that picture and you’re saying – a plunger?  Are you crazy Ms. Christine?  No, I’m not.  That particular one is only 10 inches high, and half of it is taken up by the accordion piece at the bottom. Think how good it would feel to have that ball pop into your back door, filling you up.  Then, as you slide down, all those ribs pop past your sphincter, almost like anal beads.  The bottom is wide enough that you’re not going to lose it in your bottom, and it’s a stable base, so you can sit, bounce and spin to your little heart’s content!

Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

Cock Sucking Predicamentally

What Do I Mean By Predicament You Ask?

Assume the position!

If you’ve read some of my posts over at Domination Bootcamp, you know that I like subjecting my pets to predicament bondage – putting them in situation where no matter how they move, they’ll be uncomfortable or embarrassed.  I started . . . → Read More: Cock Sucking Predicamentally

Cock Sucking Is The Goal

Every Cocksucker Should Have A Goal

What are you sucking goals?

You shouldn’t just go through life cock sucking all willy nilly!  Yes, being Mistress’ cocksucker can be humiliating at times, but you also know it’s fun.  You love to get down on your knees, unzip his pants and let that cock fall . . . → Read More: Cock Sucking Is The Goal

CockSucking Domination

When CockSucking, Who’s Really The Dominant Partner?

Who’s in charge?

When you’re down, on your cocksucking knees, sucking away, who’s the dominant in that relationship?  I’m not talking about sucking my strap-on, we all know who is dominating who in that situation, don’t we faggot?  No, I’m talking about you bobbing . . . → Read More: CockSucking Domination

Pegging Primer

Some Pegging Wisdom

Get ready to be pegged!

Let’s start with the basics.  Pegging is the act of a woman – sometime a Femdom, sometimes not – penetrating a man with a strap-on dildo.  It’s a fetish, and it can be part of other fetishes, like BDSM, but it doesn’t have . . . → Read More: Pegging Primer

Cocksucker: Work Out That Mouth

The Physical Perils of The Cocksucker

Let’s work that mouth out!

Your ability to suck cock for longer and longer periods of time has been flagging lately, faggot.  If you can’t suck dick for hours, however are you going to take a mile of cock for me?  How are you going . . . → Read More: Cocksucker: Work Out That Mouth

Anal Play – The 3 Biggest Myths

If you’re reading this blog, you’ve probably thought about receiving anal penetration.  And, if you haven’t engaged in it yet, you probably believe some of these myths…

Only Sluts Have Anal Sex

Don’t believe all the hype about anal play!

Well, I mean, come on…you ARE a slut!  What’s . . . → Read More: Anal Play – The 3 Biggest Myths

CockSucker Popularity

Are You Having Trouble Finding Cock To Suck?

Get on the “Most Wanted” cocksucker list!

It’s all a popularity contest, cocksucker!  If you want men knocking at your door all day and all night looking to sample your knob gobbling talents, you need to become to most popular cocksucker around.  Some . . . → Read More: CockSucker Popularity

Cock Sucking Fantasy

Here are three of my favorite fantasies that involve cock sucking…

Sucking Off Someone You Know

Many of My fantasies involve your mouth being wide open!

This is one of my favorites.  One of my callers calls me up, they tell me how they have this fantasy about smoking . . . → Read More: Cock Sucking Fantasy

Cock Sucking – Are You Ready?

Why Fantasize About Cock Sucking

Open wide pet!

I’m always surprised by the number of callers I talk to who have fantasies about cock sucking.  I don’t think I’m actually surprised that they have the fantasy of smoking a pole.  I think bisexual or homosexual fantasies are pretty common, whether you’re . . . → Read More: Cock Sucking – Are You Ready?